Can Co-op's be a housing solution?: Teeth

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Teeth

Dawn (Sundance award winner Jess Weixler) is a pretty but prim high school virgin who unknowingly has a set of mutant teeth between her legs. When a supposedly likeminded boyfriend forces himself upon her, Dawn's vagina dentata start chomping -- which is just the beginning of "the most twisted story of female empowerment ever told." - (DreadCentral.com).

List Price: $ 14.93

Price: $ 2.49

Secure Smile Cosmetic Dentures False Teeth Novelty

Small to medium size
Outlined on the foldout (included in package) are personal fitting instructions. They are easy to follow and take only a few minutes using hot water and can be done in the privacy of your home
This product is NOT a partial denture or a "DENTAL DEVICE" and is intended for temporary use only
For aesthetic purposes only. Do NOT eat or sleep while using this product.

Now you can have a secure smile with Dr. Bailey's do-it-yourself teeth makeover kit.
For novelty use only, these "false teeth" are easy to fit; it takes just a few minutes to customize to your existing teeth using hot water on the thermal fitting beads following the included instructions.
Perfect for everyday use... at work, out on the town, reunions, weddings, family gatherings, gag gifts, first dates or any time you feel like having an instant smile makeover.

List Price: $ 13.98

Price: $ 13.98

Gnarly Teeth

You get 9 sets of fake teeth for kids

Dental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft vinyl set of teeth fits over your real teeth, instantly transforming you into a new creepy character. Nine different styles.

List Price: $ 11.99

Price: $ 6.68